Sometimes you just wonder…..”Really?  Seriously? Did they actually say (tweet) that out loud? I came across a wonderful little site that appreciates arrogance and self-grandiosity as much as the rest of us. Much like the old emails that used to circulate amongst our inboxes, this little gem of a site shares the stupid things that people tweet. If you need a good laugh or want to feel better about your sense of decorum, visit here. For this post, I have pulled my top favorites of the week. I did keep them anonymous although at the site you can see all of their info. Including pics!

What does this have to do with Legal Nurse Consulting Marketing? Not much, other than to serve as a warning to all who tweet that it is  possible to make someone dislike you in 140 characters or less….without ever having met you. For more information on the best ways to use Social Media Marketing in your Legal Nurse Consulting practice, check out our newest book: The Legal Nurse Consultant and Life Care Planners Guide to Social Media Marketing.  Available on our site or through Amazon.com

My Top 8 Favorites:

1. 1.       OMG i was saying how i couldn’t afford the gas to fly daddy’s jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
2. 2.       I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn’t ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
3. 3.       All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties
4. 4.       The people who say I’m arrogant and shallow don’t see me when I’m at home with my wife. Did I mention that she’s a former swimsuit model?
5. 5.       Kudos to @BananaRepublic for having the perfect little black dress for a wedding AND in a size double zero petite!
6. 6.       this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror…how WEIRD!
7. 7.       A great business man once said: “The more money you have, the better person you are.” That great business man was me.
8. 8.       I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.

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